Random stuff I stumbled upon:
My mother never warned me about guys with piercings, tattoos, or kinks. My mother did, however, warn me about guys who think a hidden tattoo or a discreet piercing somehow makes them more interesting than they actually are. "Those guys are always douchebags," my mother used to say. Still does.
Amen to that. And it's true, you do feel more interesting than you actually are.